The lozenge lining is like little hands that applaud your performance. Even when you're not sure about the room. Standing ovation guaranteed with each use.
I took him on a hike. Compact, light, and bears are not attracted to smell. Unlike my last conquest which smelled of patchouli three kilometers away. Captain is nature's friend.
My roommate heard the vibrations through the wall. He thought I had bought a new blender. I told him I was making protein smoothies at 11 p.m. He looked at me strangely, but he didn't say anything. The secret is well kept.
I tried to hide this in my nightstand, but my mom thought it was a flashlight. She wanted to borrow it for the campsite. I had to invent a story about a defective battery. Thank God she didn't insist.
I used it during a storm. The vibrations mixed with thunder. I felt like Zeus himself, but with better equipment. Greek mythology lacked sex toys, it's a shame.
I compared the 5 suctions to my 5 exes. Number 1: Sweet like Marie, number 3: Enterprising like Sophie, number 5: Wild like this girl whose first name I forgot. Captain regroups everything, it's sexual archiving.
My mother found the charger and thought it was for her phone. She plugged it in all night. Captain was overloaded, he vibrated for 3 hours in the drawer. We thought it was a local earthquake.
The internal lozenges massage so well that I almost fell asleep in it. This is the ultimate danger: soporific pleasure. I recommend a clock nearby, or a friend who checks that you are still breathing.
My downstairs neighbor hit the ceiling with a broom. He thought I had a dwarf rabbit. I typed back to say that everything was fine. We have established a Morse code of orgasms. Neighborhood life is beautiful.
My doctor asked me if I was exercising, my heart rate increased. I said yes, three times a week with Captain. He congratulated me on my regularity. If only he knew...
My girlfriend wanted to try to use it on me. I told him it was like asking a chef to watch a microwave. Some things are sacred and lonely. She understood, or she pretended.
I gave it to my father for Father's Day. He cried with joy, or confusion, I don't know. He said to me 'You are a caring son'. Yes Dad, I know your needs better than mom.
Realism is disturbing. I almost put on a condom by reflex. My moral conscience called me to order: it's not cheating if it's silicone, right? My priest hasn't responded to my emails since.
The vibrations are so strong that I dropped my grandmother's photo from the wall. Grandma now looks at me with that enigmatic smile. She knows. The dead know everything, especially when there is silicone involved.
I tried to use it while listening to jazz to do class. Result: I discovered that the Bebop and the number 8 vibrations do not mix well. I almost called an exorcist it was so intense.
I dropped the Captain in the shower. It floats like a plastic duck but with more dignity. The tightness is impressive, unlike my tears of joy when I discovered the number 3 sucking mode.
My ex came back to get me after seeing my new 'Trust in me'. I didn't say it was thanks to Captain. She thinks I did therapy. It's not wrong, it's mechanical therapy.
The first time I put too much lubricant. It was like water skiing, but without the lake. I had to stop, clean, start over. Life is a succession of trials and errors, especially with silicone.
I tried to do a video review for YouTube. YouTube banned me in 3 minutes. I had to go back to TikTok, banned in 30 seconds. Captain is too hot for the internet, he deserves his own social network.
The flashlight design is great for discretion. My cat knocked him over once, he was afraid of vibrations. Now he sleeps in the living room. I won my room, thank you Captain!
I tried to take a 30-day break without Captain. I lasted 3 days. On day 4, I dreamed of him all night. It's my reminder, my companion, my captain. I am addicted, and assumed.
I dropped red wine on it. He turned pink. I told my friends I had a limited edition. They are jealous. Accidental marketing is sometimes better than reality.
My therapist says I substitute human relationships. I showed him all 10 vibration modes. She asked where to buy it. Our therapeutic relationship has shifted into something more... egalitarian.
My roommate found and wanted to try. I told him it was like a toothbrush, personal use only. He offered to put on a condom. Our friendship did not survive this conversation.
I tried to use it under the duvet so as not to make noise. I had a calf cramp, I screamed, my parents came to see. I said I had seen a spider. The Captain spider, new invasive species.
I had a dream where Captain was becoming scent and asking me for a name. I told him 'Bernard'. I don't know where it comes from. Now I can't use it anymore without thinking of Bernard. It's disturbing but exciting.
My shrink says I have an attachment problem. I told him about Captain for 45 minutes. He noted 'stable and satisfactory relationship' in his file. This is my first positive diagnosis in 10 years.
I compared with my ex. Captain doesn't groan when I watch football, don't ask where the relationship is, and is always ready when I'm. The only downside: it doesn't make pancakes on Sunday mornings.
I took it for my birthday, gift from me to me. My mother asked me what I had received, I said 'new sports equipment'. Technically, it's not a lie. It's very sporty, especially in mode 10.
This Captain has become my best friend since my girlfriend went on vacation to her parents. The 10 vibrations? I found mode number 7, I thought my soul was leaving my body. The texture is so realistic that I almost gave it a name.
My sister found this by tidying up my room. I said it was a facial massager for tension. She looked at me with round eyes and said 'it looks powerful'. You surprise me, my sister, you surprise me.
I tried to use it while doing yoga. Dog position head down plus vibration number 7. I saw God, then I saw the ceiling very closely. Spiritual and painful experience, I recommend.
I took him to the office in my bag. The security guard wanted to check the content for 'security'. I said it was private medical equipment. He blushed and let me pass. Captain, border smuggler.
I named each vibration mode from cheeses. The 1 is Brie, sweet and creamy. The 10 is the Roquefort, strong and persistent. Captain has become my erotic cheese platter.
I took it in hand like a real flashlight in the dark. I looked for the switch for 5 minutes before realizing that I was holding the wrong end. The instructions could have been clearer, or so I'm just stupid.
The vaginal form is so detailed that I had a moment of existential hesitation. Is it cheating? My therapist says no, as long as I don't invite her to Christmas dinner. The internal lozenges are a divine revelation.
I had an erotic dream where Captain was talking with Morgan Freeman's voice. 'Hang on, boy. I woke up sweating and a little disappointed that it wasn't real. The technology is not yet advanced enough.
My wife was skeptical, now she asks me to go on a weekend alone more often. She says I come back more relaxed and less demanding. It's a win-win, except for my dignity that stays in the suitcase.
My father found and wanted to try it for his 'prostate'. I told him it wasn't the right model. He insisted. We don't talk to each other the same way, there's a silicone wall between us now.
I lent it to my cousin, he didn't give it back to me. It has become a subject of family discord. Uncle Roger says it's 'just a sex toy', but I see the pain in his eyes. Captain divides families.
My dog wanted to play with it, he thought it was a squeaky toy. I had to bribe him with cookies to let him go. Now he looks at me differently, as if he knew my secrets.
My cat fell asleep on it once, warmed by the vibrations. It was cute and weird at the same time. I photographed it, now my wallpaper. Life is beautiful with animals and silicone.
I used it while watching a whale documentary. The vibrations synchronized with the song of the cetaceans. Mystical experience. I felt connected to the ocean, then to the afterlife.
I made a bet with my friends: who lasts the longest with mode 10. I won 50 euros and lost my dignity, but I won. Captain made me rich and famous in my WhatsApp group.
The 5 sucking modes are like 5 different girlfriends, but without the drama. Mode 4 is particularly enterprising. I named this mode 'Chantal', I don't know why but it sticks.
The compact shape is perfect for small Parisian apartments. I store it in the same drawer as my socks. One day I will confuse when I wake up. That day, I will be a changed, or very confused man.
I tried to use it standing in the shower. I slipped, I grabbed the curtain, everything fell. I explained to my owner that I had had an epileptic seizure. He offered me medical help. embarrassing.
I highly recommend this product. It met my expectations and provided me with some truly relaxing and enjoyable moments. In any case, it's a must-have for every man.
I bought the masturbator solely because of a long-distance relationship, and I was pleasantly surprised. It feels really nice and tight, and with some lube, you can get started right away. At first, I was worried about my little guy because of the suction feature, but it feels great and makes everything feel tighter and more intense. The vibrations feel good, and the vibrating egg can be positioned in different ways to hit exactly where you want it to.
The materials feel pleasant to the touch and are easy to use. The rechargeable feature not only saves on battery costs but also ensures consistent performance. The quiet operation is also worth mentioning.
At first, I was skeptical about the suction feature, but once you adjust it yourself properly, it can be a lot of fun.
This is an interesting item...... a nice toy...... well-packaged, works well, no strange odors. I gave it a 5 because it works as described and the material inside is good. For me, it’s too wide on the inside and could be narrower.
The materials feel pleasant to the touch and are easy to use. The rechargeable feature not only saves on battery costs but also ensures consistent performance. The quiet operation is also worth mentioning.
Those who need a little change during a moment of solitude will find this satisfying. So I was pleasantly surprised. It feels really familiar, and this material can warm up to body temperature in just a few seconds. The suction power isn’t much weaker than that of an average vibrator. There are also a few programs that offer some variety. The vibration motor could be a little more powerful, but that’s not a problem. Cleaning is quick, too. Just don’t forget not to leave it on the sink—otherwise, your guests will ask some strange questions. For what you get, the value for the price is excellent. I’ve been using the masturbator for about a week now, and I can’t complain. It feels nice to the touch, is super easy to clean, and doesn’t have a strong chemical odor like most products in this category. I was particularly impressed by the suction power. The device really surprised me. The vibrations are also good—though they could be a little more intense. Amazing orgasms. This toy is perfect for moments alone.
It's a great feeling to push in the best part and watch it get sucked in and vibrate to do the rest!
I am very excited about this masturbator and its many vibration and suction programs! This product definitely exceeded my expectations. The different environments offer a multitude of exciting experiences that always guarantee unique moments of pleasure. The quality finish of the masturbator is pleasant and provides real and intense pleasure. The different programs allow me to adjust the intensity to my taste and to discover new exciting sensations. It is worth mentioning in particular the powerful engine which guarantees unforgettable highlights. The impressive battery life ensures long-lasting pleasure without constant interruptions. Using the masturbator is simple and intuitive, which makes the overall experience even more enjoyable. Cleaning is also easy and I found it very practical. All in all, I can only say that this masturbator is an absolute must for anyone looking for intense and varied moments of pleasure. He really enriched my love life and I recommend him without a doubt.
This toy is perfect for when you're alone. The realistic design, combined with the strong suction, makes it feel very lifelike. I'm very satisfied.