I combined Vibration Max + Sucking Max thinking I was going to manage. Three minutes later I was in a fetal position looking at the ceiling, repeating «it's not possible». My personal best has gone from 12 to 4 30 minutes. Thank you Sophia, I'm going to have to rework my cardio.
The one-click burst mode literally sucked the life out of me. I almost screamed «Mom» at 32 years old. My neighbor knocked on the wall, thinking I was vacuuming at 2 a.m. Clearly the best investment I’ve made since I got my Canal+ subscription.
My girlfriend surprised me in the flag and instead of being jealous she just said: «Fuck even I want to test this aspiration. Since we have been shooting torrent on Friday evening to find out who takes Sophia first. Best torque crisis ever experienced.
Lunch break while working from home: 11 minutes with Sophia, and I joined the Zoom meeting in a total daze. My boss asked me if I’d taken a nap, and I replied, «Worse than that.» The 8 vibration modes + 8 suction modes—that’s legal witchcraft.
I've always found automatic masturbators a bit gadget, but there... 8 sucking modes that mimic a real deep throat, I've become addicted. My tissue consumption has dropped by 90 %, thank you Sophia for my wallet and my orgasms.
I took the risk of testing it in the car parked behind the hypermarket (misted windows in 2 min chrono). A grandmother came by, looked at me strangely… I just did like I was on the phone. Sophia, you almost made me grill.
My wife went to stay with her mother for five days. On day three, I christened the device «my little nighttime secretary.» The 3D sleeve is so realistic that I almost said, «Sorry, honey,» while rinsing it off. The battery life lasts longer than I do—that’s saying something.
My girl went to her mother for a week. I ordered Sophia on Express. Result: I spent the weekend making him unfaithful and I don't feel guilty at all. One-click burst? It's violent, it's dirty, it's perfect.
The 3D sleeve is so realistic that I almost said «thank you darling» after enjoying. And above all, she never tells me the phrase «not tonight I have a headache». 5 stars, I'm not divorced but almost.
I tested last night after a day off at work. The suction mode 6 + vibration 8, I thought I was going to get swallowed by the sofa. In 4 minutes I was in orbit and I forgot my first name. Sophia, you're more than a friend, you're my therapy.